Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Elizabeth, you can have another baby you know?

Maybe that would make it easier to forget about Jake? You can make a baby, any bitch in heat can do that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhjnqfoyGXY

http://www.youtube.com/user/LiasonFan427#p/c/923E3A602B473C22/1/IIJ2MOV1pWs
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Today, it's worth remembering what a vile piece of trash Sam & Carly are.
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RIP little Stone Cold.


May 4th 2007 - March 17 2011
Jacob "Jake" Martin Webber Spencer leaves in mourning his mother Elizabeth, his brothers Cameron & Aiden, his uncle Steven, his aunt Sarah, his great grandmother Audrey Hardy, his daycare pal Emma Drake Scorpio, his grandparents McGyver & unknown wife, his douchebag of a father Lucky Spencer and his biological deadbeat dad Jason Morgan. He'd leave in mourning his grandmother Monica Quartermaine and his great grandfather Edward Quartermaine if they'd even know they were related.

Jake died because Bob Guza is a disturbed individual and a lousy writer.

Jake died so his POS deadbeat dad won't look like an even bigger douche when he'll have a kid with Sam.

Jake died so Carly could have an another storyline...*sigh*

Jake died for Steve Burton and Jonathan Jackson's Emmy reel.

Jake died because his TV mom was fired due to budget cut... while the show keeps hiring newbies, shoves down our throats highly paid actors who don't bring in the ratings and to pay that ridiculously expensive Oscar de la Renta wedding dress!

Jake was a simple little boy. He enjoyed giving "bitch please" look to idiots and playing with toy motorcycles with his big brother Cameron. He liked ice cream, cupcakes & crackers. He did not give a shyt about Brenda, Sonny or Dante, which makes him one of the best GH character of all time. He was already smarter than Jason. He'll be missed.












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Jake: Mommy? Do you think one day TIIC will resuscitate me and that I'll come back on the show?
Elizabeth: Anything is possible baby.