Saturday, August 19, 2006

Elizabeth's room

She had nowhere to go...

Liz: Jason, I had nowhere else to go. I had the choice between sleeping next to the dumpster behind Kelly's or your place.
Jason: Gee... thanks. I'm flattered.
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Once upon a time
There was a boy and there was a girlI made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Untill I found you
Just one touch from your hands

I was beat incomplete
I've been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
Shiny and new

Was all it took to make me falter
Forbiden love

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Are we supposed to be together?

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fasding fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last
Forbiden love

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
We sealed our destiny forever

Forbiden love

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine
Once upon a time

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

There was a boy and there was a girl

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
I've nothing to hide
Hearts that intertwine

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine
They lived in a different kind of world

Like a virgin, ooh ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me
Forbiden love

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ooh baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

Forbiden love

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Lyrics by Madonna.

I swear it's the song I had in my head as the scenes played out.

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Absolutely nowhere

Liz: Jason, I had nowhere else to go beside Grams, Nikolas, Emily, Bobbie, Kelly's, a motel or the hospital.
Jason: Elizabeth, really, you made your point.


Shriek

Oy! That was painful to hear. Waaaahaaaa! Shrieek! Cough! Shrieeeek! Cough! Waaaaah! Cough!

I expected smut from RAM and we got smut. I expected smut from Mucky and that's what we got. I expect revenge/comfort sex for liason and we got sugar sweet scenes! If I was a Jasam fan, I'd be pissed off. Liason were very intimate and romantic. I'm jealous! LiRic used to have scenes like this (with more passion). I haven't seen Steve Burton twinkle so much in a long time.


I guess it's Elizabeth's room now?
Not Brenda's room anymore

Friday, August 11, 2006

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Saint-Jason
When I saw this picture, I thought "She will carry Jason's first born. The chosen one to catch a wounded Jason. Elizabeth, dressed in light blue like The Virgin Mary. Blessed Elizabeth will receive Jason's essence and give him a son. Saint-Jason will have an offspring." But then again, Elizabeth isn't noble enough in Guzaland for the Borg.

electrick
Patrick: That would be consistent with someone who's developing a dependency. Want my advice?
Elizabeth: Yes, please.
Patrick: Have sex with me.
OK, I'm projecting here.

Incestuous family
Ric: Hey, look. Your big sister's that I'm about to fawk is here.
Sam: What's wrong?
Ric: Oh, well, kristina scraped herself on a rusty nail. She needs a tetanus booster.
Kristina: I don't want a shot.
Ric: Oh shut the hell up.
Sam: Oh you know what, honey? Shots, stitches and bullet wounds, they're not all that bad. And I know this hospital really well because I'm injured every 2 months. If you do really good, you can pick out your own band-aid, and they got really cool ones. There are rainbows or you can have one with Sonny's face on it.
Kristina: Sonny?
Sam: A Sonny band-aid, just like the one Jason got.

Yuck!
Sonny: I think Jason nailed it. I, you know, I got this STD thing. I'm not going to fight it anymore.
Emily: Sonny, that's gross.
Sonny: I'm going to do whatever it takes to, you know, get better. Pills, creams, bleaching my testicules, nothing to lose, right?
Emily: Ugh. I'm so glad we're over.
Sonny: You've helped me face this sickness. And I, I, I'll never, I'm not going to be able to thank you enough. But I, I don't, I'm not going to put you through this anymore. I have, I have to follow through. And I, I need to do it alone. Or with Carly. Nothing she hasn't seen before.

A few WTF moments:

Ric: Nothing new. Nothing new. It's just, this is frustrating. Alexis is trying to be all things to all people. She's trying to be D.A. Extraordinaire. She's trying to be super mom. And then something always falls through the cracks. I'm just glad that you were here to pick up the slack. I hope I didn't pull you away from anything too important.

What??? Ric, can't you take Kristina for a tetanus shot? Alexis doesn't need to be here. She isn't on the show today and now you want to put her on screen to annoy me? What is wrong with you?

Ric: Well, I hope you weren't trapped in there with a perp or some other lower denizen of our society.

Ric, you chained a women in a panic room and planned to steal her baby and kill her. You are one of the lower denizen of PC!!! I luv you but c'mon.

Thank you mam You're not half the man you think you are
Save your words because you've gone too far
I've listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories)
You're not half the man you'd like to be
YuckI don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'Forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore
Maxie is a slutDon't explain yourself 'cause talk is cheap
There's more important things than hearing you speak
You stayed because I made it so convenient
Don't explain yourself, you'll never see
Lyrics by Madonna