One sperm to live

Oh Lord. Sam is going to ask a sperm donation from Jason. I don't even want to picture Jason jerking off in his jail cell and giving his donation in a plastic cup to Sam. Gross. This is not why I watch GH or any TV show. I want entertainment, not hear about eggs, sperm and in vitro fertilization.
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Lucky YELLS at Liz à la JY days:

''Negligent mother!''

Bloody moddafocking a$$hole! I can't believe the moron is going to yell at Elizabeth while their (her) son is missing. Lucky, you possessive jerk, you deserve everything that's coming.

May Ric keep on playing mind games with your little brain. Come on Ric, you're the most wicked man in town, I know you can play him like a puppet.

May Jason beat you to a pulp.

The worst punishment: may you fall in love with Sam. You pathetic losers deserve each other.

The truth needed to come out months ago but now I can't take it anymore. It needs to be revealed NOW. Lucky deserves to know so he can drown a bottle of pills with vodka and shoot himself in the head.

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"As I fondly recall, it takes you a very short amount of time to heat up".

"Yeah, how much did you love Alexis when you were moaning in my arms?"

ROTFLMAO!!! I love Ric.

A scheming Ric makes a secret "deposit" into a "bank"

LOL! This rumor is funnier than hell but I hope it's not tue. As much as Sam deserves to end up pregnant by someone she hates, Ric doesn't deserve to share a child and be stuck with Sam forever. It's bad enough he's stuck with queen frigid. No deposit for Ric.

Enough about sperm.