Friday, August 11, 2006

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Saint-Jason
When I saw this picture, I thought "She will carry Jason's first born. The chosen one to catch a wounded Jason. Elizabeth, dressed in light blue like The Virgin Mary. Blessed Elizabeth will receive Jason's essence and give him a son. Saint-Jason will have an offspring." But then again, Elizabeth isn't noble enough in Guzaland for the Borg.

electrick
Patrick: That would be consistent with someone who's developing a dependency. Want my advice?
Elizabeth: Yes, please.
Patrick: Have sex with me.
OK, I'm projecting here.

Incestuous family
Ric: Hey, look. Your big sister's that I'm about to fawk is here.
Sam: What's wrong?
Ric: Oh, well, kristina scraped herself on a rusty nail. She needs a tetanus booster.
Kristina: I don't want a shot.
Ric: Oh shut the hell up.
Sam: Oh you know what, honey? Shots, stitches and bullet wounds, they're not all that bad. And I know this hospital really well because I'm injured every 2 months. If you do really good, you can pick out your own band-aid, and they got really cool ones. There are rainbows or you can have one with Sonny's face on it.
Kristina: Sonny?
Sam: A Sonny band-aid, just like the one Jason got.

Yuck!
Sonny: I think Jason nailed it. I, you know, I got this STD thing. I'm not going to fight it anymore.
Emily: Sonny, that's gross.
Sonny: I'm going to do whatever it takes to, you know, get better. Pills, creams, bleaching my testicules, nothing to lose, right?
Emily: Ugh. I'm so glad we're over.
Sonny: You've helped me face this sickness. And I, I, I'll never, I'm not going to be able to thank you enough. But I, I don't, I'm not going to put you through this anymore. I have, I have to follow through. And I, I need to do it alone. Or with Carly. Nothing she hasn't seen before.

A few WTF moments:

Ric: Nothing new. Nothing new. It's just, this is frustrating. Alexis is trying to be all things to all people. She's trying to be D.A. Extraordinaire. She's trying to be super mom. And then something always falls through the cracks. I'm just glad that you were here to pick up the slack. I hope I didn't pull you away from anything too important.

What??? Ric, can't you take Kristina for a tetanus shot? Alexis doesn't need to be here. She isn't on the show today and now you want to put her on screen to annoy me? What is wrong with you?

Ric: Well, I hope you weren't trapped in there with a perp or some other lower denizen of our society.

Ric, you chained a women in a panic room and planned to steal her baby and kill her. You are one of the lower denizen of PC!!! I luv you but c'mon.

Thank you mam You're not half the man you think you are
Save your words because you've gone too far
I've listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories)
You're not half the man you'd like to be
YuckI don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'Forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore
Maxie is a slutDon't explain yourself 'cause talk is cheap
There's more important things than hearing you speak
You stayed because I made it so convenient
Don't explain yourself, you'll never see
Lyrics by Madonna

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