Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Who will stop the LnL2 wedding?

You know someone will stop it. If you're spoiler free, don't read the following.

A) Elizabeth. She'll finally confess to Lucky her ONS with Jason and the baby's paternithy. She stops the wedding before the ceremony.

B) Lucky. Someone reveals Elizabeth's secret. He exposes Liz in front of everyone before the I do's. He dumps Liz at the altar à la Jax&Brenda 4 yrs ago.

C) Lulu. She can't let her brother go through the wedding knowing Liz's secret. She stops the ceremony before the I do's.

D) Spinelli. He spills Liz's secret accidently.

E) Sam. She finds out by Spinelli, crashes the wedding because she loves Jason and wants him to be a part of his child's life. Also because she's jealous of Liz.

F) Carly. She's a spiteful biatch.

G) Maxie. See F).

H) Jason. He want's to be a part of his child's life. Before Lucky has any legal rights over his child, Jason stops the wedding.

Priest:"Is there any reason these two should not be joined in holey matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Church doors open.
Jason:"I object."
Attendance is in shock.
Liz, a tear rolling down her cheek, whispers to Jason "please don't do this".
Priest:"Why?
Jason: Because the bride is carrying my baby!"


Cool Friday cliffhanger eh? But Jason would never hurt Liz this way.

Other possible but improbable choices:

Ric. But he wouldn't do this to Liz.
Sonny. It's not his style. Or is it?

Which brings me to my next question: Who will kidnap Liz after the big reveal? Ric or Mateo?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Jason, I've a feeling we're not in Utah anymore.

Baby Jizus Reveal

Was it sweet or what??? I needed a shot of insuline to survive these scenes! It was great. It was super extra mega swoon worthy. Congrats to all Liason fans. I truly mean it.

But it lasted one episode. Now the honeymoon is over.

Jason: If you thought you were protecting the baby -- now, I'm angry, but I'm not going to judge you because it's exactly what Carly and I did for Michael. But if you thought you were protecting me from wanting to take care of you or loving my own child, that just doesn't even make any sense. I -- I thought you knew me better than that.

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Jason: When carly told me that Lucky was the baby's father, I got to be honest, it felt like I lost something. And every time I saw you, especially when you started to show, I'd have this moment where I'd think, that could've been my child. Now you're telling me it is. I know all the reasons this is complicated and I'm sorry for anybody who's going to be hurt, but you and I made this baby together. And I can't regret that miracle. I want our child. I want it more than anything.

And this is exactly why I never want Liason to happen. Their scenes on Monday were fantastic and BH&SB were great but no Liason please. I get that Jason is angry because Elizabeth lied to him, and he has every right to be. Just like Lucky will be beyond pissed off when he'll find out the truth. But Jason, you oh so honest man, if you'd have told Elizabeth the truth 5 monhs ago, that you wanted to be the father of her baby instead of repeating that it was better off Lucky turned out to be the father, Liz would have told you the truth. It's the number 1 reason Liz kept the paternity a secret. Even more than to protect Lucky or her own a$$, she didn't want to burden you with a bastard child created during a ONS. She didn't want to burden you with a child you didn't intend nor wanted to be the father of. She didn't want to break your couple. She didn't want to screw up your life.

So while Liz is wrong for lying, at least be responsible for your own lie. Don't say "Phew! It's a good thing I'm not the father!" to your pregnant ONS chick and then be angry because she lied about the paternity.

Also, we're not in the 50s anymore. You don't have to marry the chick you knocked up. If you marry Elizabeth, what will you do next time you get another woman pregnant? Dump Liz and marry the other girl? Marry both of them? Dude, where not in Utah!!! Jason are you a mormon? a moron?!

If Elizabeth doesn't die during childbirth, Jason will fight and get full custody of their baby. Jason is always right.

That was my bitchy $0.02 of the day.


**No offense to folks from Utah or to mormons.