Night Shift!

You thought GH's Night Shift promo with Dr.Scorpio taking her clothes off and showing an x-ray of her lungs was sexy???









Wait 'till you watch the NS promo with an x-ray of Jason's pelvic!

Racier! Sexier!!




















(The pic was supposed to show Spinelli's head in Jason's a$$, but the more I look at it, the more it looks like he's giving him a blow job!!!)

This is for the haters, from a proud fan of Elizabeth is the mother of the golden child's golden child. I'm not a liason fan for reasons I've explained before but I'm very happy Liz/Becky is getting all this screentime. Five years ago, when Liz was on once a month, pouring coffee in the backgound at Kelly's, I never thought this would be possible. I don't care if it's not the perfect story I wanted for Elizabeth.

I didn't renew my subscription at SZ. For the last few months, I kept wondering: If I unsubscrib, will I get a refound? Anyway, I don't have to worry about my $12 anymore.

Tony Geary watching GH... I feel your pain.

Liz:"Does my poofy hair take the attention away from my new boobs"?

Father of the Godfather Dude! We've got matching shirts!!!

Jax:"Alexis, this is Kate. She's stuck up just like you. Kate, this is my ex-wife Alexis. She slept with Sonny."

Kate: "Nice gray suit" [only not].
Alexis: "Thanks."

Kate: [Carly ain't so bad afterall]

And GH's wardrobe department strikes again! Like mother, like daughter!

Jax, as I explained before, just because I scream "Sonny" when we have sex doesn't mean you're not the love of my life. Capiche?

One sperm to live

Oh Lord. Sam is going to ask a sperm donation from Jason. I don't even want to picture Jason jerking off in his jail cell and giving his donation in a plastic cup to Sam. Gross. This is not why I watch GH or any TV show. I want entertainment, not hear about eggs, sperm and in vitro fertilization.
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Lucky YELLS at Liz à la JY days:

''Negligent mother!''

Bloody moddafocking a$$hole! I can't believe the moron is going to yell at Elizabeth while their (her) son is missing. Lucky, you possessive jerk, you deserve everything that's coming.

May Ric keep on playing mind games with your little brain. Come on Ric, you're the most wicked man in town, I know you can play him like a puppet.

May Jason beat you to a pulp.

The worst punishment: may you fall in love with Sam. You pathetic losers deserve each other.

The truth needed to come out months ago but now I can't take it anymore. It needs to be revealed NOW. Lucky deserves to know so he can drown a bottle of pills with vodka and shoot himself in the head.

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"As I fondly recall, it takes you a very short amount of time to heat up".

"Yeah, how much did you love Alexis when you were moaning in my arms?"

ROTFLMAO!!! I love Ric.

A scheming Ric makes a secret "deposit" into a "bank"

LOL! This rumor is funnier than hell but I hope it's not tue. As much as Sam deserves to end up pregnant by someone she hates, Ric doesn't deserve to share a child and be stuck with Sam forever. It's bad enough he's stuck with queen frigid. No deposit for Ric.

Enough about sperm.