General Terror / ***Spumorish***

After the tragic death of Courtney Mathews Quartermaine Morgan Jacks almost Cassadine, the city of Port Charles was in desperate need of a copkilling machine to replace the blond angel. Head writer Bob Guza looked at his cast and wondered, which sweet female could I turn into an assassin?

«Carly» he said. No. She already shot Dr.Jones in open court.
«Skye maybe?» No. The woman has more balls than any man on the show.
«Emily» No. Soily did too much damage to her.
«Robin» No. Got to keep her ready for my controversial HIV baby storyline.
«Sam» No. She already killed more people than Sonny and Jason combined!
«Alexis» No. She already killed Luis and Sam's unborn baby.
«Lulu» Nope. Too much like Carly.
«Maxie» No. The little devil would sell her own mother for a piece of ass.
«Georgie» Who??

None of them were good enough for his plan. Thoughtful, Bob Guza looked again at his cast.

«There she is! How could I have missed her?»

Sweet nurse Webber. Kind, loyal, warm, generous, independent.

The woman who took Lucky back after his many screw ups.
The woman who saw good in Ric Lansing.
Zander's baby moma.
The woman who dragged in heels a bleeding to death Jason Morgan to her studio. She who performed surgery on his leg with a butter knife, a bic lighter, a revlon tweezer and a sewing needle. The one who saved Jason's life again.
The only woman worthy of carrying the golden child's golden child. She's a Saint.

«I shall destroy her» said Bob Guza with an evil grin.

Having Elizabeth lie for months to her husband about her ONS and her baby's true paternity isn't enough. It's time to turn her into a cop killer.

I present you General Hospital's new mob enforcer:


You all better stay away from my man! Watch out Lucky!