Burn Lucky Burn!

Like I didn’t hate Lucky & Alexis enough already, they added more fuel to the fire today.

Alexis, you deballed Ric and made him unwatchable for years. I’ve been hearing you whine and screech about your “dotters” and how you want to keep them safe, protect them and mostly keep them for yourself since you first got pregnant. You know what it’s like to lose your “dotters”. You just got Molly back and you’re encouraging Lucky to file for sole custody? To take away Elizabeth’s kids?? STFU.

Lucky I hate you for:

• Constantly yelling at Elizabeth for years;
• Fucking Sarah;
• Asking to see Emily instead of Elizabeth while you were on your death bed;
• Accusing Elizabeth of being unfaithful with Dr.Drake
• Putting Elizabeth & Cam in financial debt because of your medical bills
• Being a jerk while your wife was renting her uterus to pay your debt;
• Fucking Maxie;
• Whoring yourself to score pills;
• Bringing drugs into Elizabeth & Cam’s home;
• Shoving a pregnant Elizabeth on the floor;
• Shooting at a pregnant Elizabeth;
• Going in rehab for Jake, not for Elizabeth & Cam;
• Accusing Elizabeth of PPD and harming Jake;
• Fucking Sam;
• Being a whinny jealous insecure man always in need of ego boosting.

Because you’re part of the category of men who’d rather fuck a playmate than their wife. It wasn’t even subtle:

"Who do I want?" wonders the sleeping loser. "Naked bimbo or my wife?"

So now you want sole custody of Jake?? You were fine with the agreement until Diane shoved the divorce papers on your desk. You file for sole custody out of spike. Lucky, you’re starting a war you’ll lose. I can’t wait for Elizabeth to tell you you’re not Jake's father. I will laugh hysterically at your pathetic ass! You know what’s even funnier? You’re the last one in Port Charles to find out! How foolish will you feel when you find out your new bitch is also playing you?!

You couldn’t save Elizabeth from Manny. You couldn’t save Jake from Maureen. Your dazed and confused sperms couldn’t impregnate Elizabeth, even with a day lead over Jason.

I hope Diane will BBQ you in court.