Friday, January 18, 2008

General Hospital deleted scenes. Part 1.


Liz: Here goes. Um… I’m Pregnant.

Jason: Fuck off!

Liz: What?

Jason: What?

Liz: I’m pregnant.

Jason: With emotion?

Liz: With a baby. You’re the father.

Jason: I’m the father?

Liz: Yes.

Jason: How the fuck could this happen?

Liz: I don’t know. I don’t know. I mean, I thought you were wearing a condom.

Jason: No.

Liz: What?

Jason: I wasn’t.

Liz: Why not?

Jason: Because you told me not to.

Liz: What are you talking about?

Jason: What am I talking about? You told me not to.

Liz: I did not tell you not to wear a condom.

Jason: Here’s what happened, okay? I will give you a play-by-play of my memory.

Jason: I almost had the condom on my dick.

Jason: It was on the cusp, and then you said, “Just do it already.”

Liz: I didn’t mean do it without a condom.

Liz: I meant “do it” like “hurry up,” like “Get fucking going!

Text from "Knocked up", pictures from Clarissa's GH screencaps http://nopeekiepeekie.fotki.com/general_hospital/

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