Jason: Fuck off!
Liz: What?
Jason: What?
Liz: I’m pregnant.
Jason: With emotion?
Liz: With a baby. You’re the father.
Jason: I’m the father?
Liz: Yes.
Jason: How the fuck could this happen?
Liz: I don’t know. I don’t know. I mean, I thought you were wearing a condom.
Jason: No.
Liz: What?
Jason: I wasn’t.
Liz: Why not?
Jason: Because you told me not to.
Liz: What are you talking about?
Jason: What am I talking about? You told me not to.
Liz: I did not tell you not to wear a condom.
Jason: Here’s what happened, okay? I will give you a play-by-play of my memory.
Jason: I almost had the condom on my dick.
Jason: It was on the cusp, and then you said, “Just do it already.”
Liz: I didn’t mean do it without a condom.
Liz: I meant “do it” like “hurry up,” like “Get fucking going!”
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