A Lexis Glossary

Since it's unacceptable to call Alexis Davis an old hag on SoapZone, here's a useful list of other terms to describe Alexis :

Alexis...

• has lived for a relatively long time.
• is far advanced in years or life.
• was born long ago.
• is relatively advanced in age.
• exhibits the physical characteristics of age. (ouch!!)
• is mature.
• belongs to a remote or former period in history.
• is ancient.
• is a fossil.
• has become less vigorous in action.
• exhibits the effects of time.
• is archaic.
• is from a distant past.
• is from a primitive period.
• is outdated.
• is not modern.
• is elderly.
• is a senior.
• is noncurrent.
• does not belong to the present time.
• shows deterioration from age.
• is stale.

Yours truly,

cc101

Beautiful girl lovely dress

Still. Not. Fixed. How can a millionaire hitman not replace a broken window? I know GH is cheap but c'mon.
(Jason is about to fondle himself too)

Thank you Sam for getting Ric shirtless.

*Wipes drool off* Damn he's hot!

What the hell is she wearing? Did Carly steal this from JLo's closet?


From one braless shirt to another...

"Mother, you don't like how I dress?"

"You look like a whore."

"I'm surrounded by stupid women. Kill me now."

Elizabeth, when you don't lose your man to an elderly woman, you lose him to a dumb sluty blond. Sorry hon.

I can't believe they showed all this shit on my birthday. 3 Years ago they showed Emmy winning material:

I never thought I'd miss the PR days.