The Nativity... GH's style!

Merry Christmas to all General Hospital fans.

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The birth of Baby Jizus

I don't need to add any text to this do I?

*Pssshhhhhhhh!*

*Pours beer in a glass. Sits on the couch. Looks at The Birth of baby Jizus.*

Damn, I've outdone myself in a sick way. I'm deranged. LOL! Why do I get twisted ideas like this? I don't know what's wrong with me. The important meassage is: Don't drink n' draw.

If they keep Jason as the father of Liz's baby, this is how I picture the birth of Baby Jizus.

I pray Rebecca Herbst never sees this picture! Another one of her fans is crazy. Don't get a restraining order against me! It's only a joke and it isn't meant to be an insult to the talented and beautiful Mrs.Herbst.

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I haven't updated my blog in a long time. Work is crazy. Really crazy. TPTB are moving the headquarters from Canada to the USA. 50 persons have lost their job so far. I come in to work each morning not knowing how long I'll still have a job. The atmosphere is awful. Stressful. I also took a week off to travel in California. I drove from San Francisco to LA. The scenery is breathtaking.

I'm not sure what to say about GH. I'm glad rexis is over. I hope Ric won't get kill. I'm happy Becky is getting so much airtime after years of nothing. I'm not a liason fan, I still want LiRic. I don't think Liz is 'JAKE'. In fact, those who call her JAKE, you annoy me. I was scared when liason got more scenes that Liz's integrity would be sacrificed for St-Borg (like Sam or Skipper). She had a few braindead moments but so far Elizabeth has lied to Jason and told him she wants to raise her kids on her own. She's bossing him around! If she was kissing his a$$, she'd be married to him right now living in Brenda's room or PH4. Anyway, I'm a soap board orphan right now. I'll keep posting here by myself and make up LiRic fanfics in my head.

Lucky is dead and forgotten to me. Lucky, go fawk Maxie and both of you go away. I want LnL2 over for good. I still think in the end Lucky will be the father, not Jason. Either way the father of her baby is a loser.

What else? I'm disappointed about GF/Laura's short return. I can't believe TIIC are putting Carly with Sonny again. Can you say overdone? MB doesn't have 'it' anymore. Don't ruin Carly again with Sonny. Leave her with Jax or get her a new man.

Sam = sh*thead. Lulu too.

Mother F***ing A$$holes!

Listen up white trash whore, RIC DID NOT ASSAULT YOU. Stop playing the sorry victim act. And get that knife away from Ric!

Same for you Centerpiece. You're a stupid town slut. Ric should have left you for dead in the Panic Room.

Get your hands off Ric you little midget mobster! Gawd I wish Ric and Lo would team up and get rid of Sonny. It can't be that hard to do.

I see the drab 4 are back in full force. They replaced kung fu skipper with gangsta biatch Sam. Acting all smug, nose in the air, like they're better than everyone else. Bloody modda fawking a$$holes. I hate them. Dark times ahead for Ric fans. Like things couldn't be any worse for Ric!

Stop crying you awful monster. You got the mother you deserve.

Yeah, I'd cry too if the little whore was my dotter.

Ric:"You're still alive?? Sh*t!"

Dr.Lee:"Now that I've looked at your vagina, wanna go at Jake's and do tequila shots?"

Best scene of September! Sniff sniff. Becky is good.

Lucky, when did you become such an intolerant Pro-Life supporter?

Jason gave his salty nuts to Sam but he gave his hugs to Elizabeth.

Ric:"Go into the light Alexis. Just go into the light"...

Elizabeth's room

Liz: Jason, I had nowhere else to go. I had the choice between sleeping next to the dumpster behind Kelly's or your place.
Jason: Gee... thanks. I'm flattered.

**********

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Untill I found you

I was beat incomplete
I've been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fasding fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah you made me feel
I've nothing to hide

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat
Next to mine

Like a virgin, ooh ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ooh baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

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Lyrics by Madonna.

I swear it's the song I had in my head as the scenes played out.

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Liz: Jason, I had nowhere else to go beside Grams, Nikolas, Emily, Bobbie, Kelly's, a motel or the hospital.
Jason: Elizabeth, really, you made your point.

Oy! That was painful to hear. Waaaahaaaa! Shrieek! Cough! Shrieeeek! Cough! Waaaaah! Cough!

I expected smut from RAM and we got smut. I expected smut from Mucky and that's what we got. I expect revenge/comfort sex for liason and we got sugar sweet scenes! If I was a Jasam fan, I'd be pissed off. Liason were very intimate and romantic. I'm jealous! LiRic used to have scenes like this (with more passion). I haven't seen Steve Burton twinkle so much in a long time.

I guess it's Elizabeth's room now?

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

When I saw this picture, I thought "She will carry Jason's first born. The chosen one to catch a wounded Jason. Elizabeth, dressed in light blue like The Virgin Mary. Blessed Elizabeth will receive Jason's essence and give him a son. Saint-Jason will have an offspring." But then again, Elizabeth isn't noble enough in Guzaland for the Borg.

Patrick: That would be consistent with someone who's developing a dependency. Want my advice?
Elizabeth: Yes, please.
Patrick: Have sex with me.
OK, I'm projecting here.

Ric: Hey, look. Your big sister's that I'm about to fawk is here.
Sam: What's wrong?
Ric: Oh, well, kristina scraped herself on a rusty nail. She needs a tetanus booster.
Kristina: I don't want a shot.
Ric: Oh shut the hell up.
Sam: Oh you know what, honey? Shots, stitches and bullet wounds, they're not all that bad. And I know this hospital really well because I'm injured every 2 months. If you do really good, you can pick out your own band-aid, and they got really cool ones. There are rainbows or you can have one with Sonny's face on it.
Kristina: Sonny?
Sam: A Sonny band-aid, just like the one Jason got.

Sonny: I think Jason nailed it. I, you know, I got this STD thing. I'm not going to fight it anymore.

Emily: Sonny, that's gross.

Sonny: I'm going to do whatever it takes to, you know, get better. Pills, creams, bleaching my testicules, nothing to lose, right?

Emily: Ugh. I'm so glad we're over.

Sonny: You've helped me face this sickness. And I, I, I'll never, I'm not going to be able to thank you enough. But I, I don't, I'm not going to put you through this anymore. I have, I have to follow through. And I, I need to do it alone. Or with Carly. Nothing she hasn't seen before.

A few WTF moments:

Ric: Nothing new. Nothing new. It's just, this is frustrating. Alexis is trying to be all things to all people. She's trying to be D.A. Extraordinaire. She's trying to be super mom. And then something always falls through the cracks. I'm just glad that you were here to pick up the slack. I hope I didn't pull you away from anything too important.

What??? Ric, can't you take Kristina for a tetanus shot? Alexis doesn't need to be here. She isn't on the show today and now you want to put her on screen to annoy me? What is wrong with you?

Ric: Well, I hope you weren't trapped in there with a perp or some other lower denizen of our society.

Ric, you chained a women in a panic room and planned to steal her baby and kill her. You are one of the lower denizen of PC!!! I luv you but c'mon.

You're not half the man you think you are
Save your words because you've gone too far
I've listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories)
You're not half the man you'd like to be

I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say you're sorry
I've heard it all before
And I can take care of myself
I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
Please don't say 'Forgive me'
I've seen it all before
And I can't take it anymore

Don't explain yourself 'cause talk is cheap
There's more important things than hearing you speak
You stayed because I made it so convenient
Don't explain yourself, you'll never see

Lyrics by Madonna

A Lexis Glossary

Since it's unacceptable to call Alexis Davis an old hag on SoapZone, here's a useful list of other terms to describe Alexis :

Alexis...

• has lived for a relatively long time.
• is far advanced in years or life.
• was born long ago.
• is relatively advanced in age.
• exhibits the physical characteristics of age. (ouch!!)
• is mature.
• belongs to a remote or former period in history.
• is ancient.
• is a fossil.
• has become less vigorous in action.
• exhibits the effects of time.
• is archaic.
• is from a distant past.
• is from a primitive period.
• is outdated.
• is not modern.
• is elderly.
• is a senior.
• is noncurrent.
• does not belong to the present time.
• shows deterioration from age.
• is stale.

Yours truly,

cc101

Beautiful girl lovely dress

Still. Not. Fixed. How can a millionaire hitman not replace a broken window? I know GH is cheap but c'mon.
(Jason is about to fondle himself too)

Thank you Sam for getting Ric shirtless.

*Wipes drool off* Damn he's hot!

What the hell is she wearing? Did Carly steal this from JLo's closet?


From one braless shirt to another...

"Mother, you don't like how I dress?"

"You look like a whore."

"I'm surrounded by stupid women. Kill me now."

Elizabeth, when you don't lose your man to an elderly woman, you lose him to a dumb sluty blond. Sorry hon.

I can't believe they showed all this shit on my birthday. 3 Years ago they showed Emmy winning material:

I never thought I'd miss the PR days.