We didn't start the fire

Like father, like son.

Time for a change part 2

Could it also be possible to update Jason/Steve's pic at SZ? Something to reflect his Farrah do.

time for a change

I don't post on SZ anymore, but I still visit once in a while. For the love of gawd, change the Liz/Becky pic. It's from 2003. Something more recent:

Robin Scorpio and the goblet of sperm

To Robin & her mission to find a donor, Leo, Andy, Nikolas, Lucky, Jax, Sonny, Jason, Max, Spinelli, & Patrick all together yell:
HERE'S YOUR SPERM BITCH!

***There was a pic of Robin's face covered with sperm but some stuck up found it offensive and it was removed. If yo want to see it, post a comment or email me and I'll send it to you!***

And to the Robin fans who complained, get a sense of humor!

Burn Lucky Burn!

Like I didn’t hate Lucky & Alexis enough already, they added more fuel to the fire today.

Alexis, you deballed Ric and made him unwatchable for years. I’ve been hearing you whine and screech about your “dotters” and how you want to keep them safe, protect them and mostly keep them for yourself since you first got pregnant. You know what it’s like to lose your “dotters”. You just got Molly back and you’re encouraging Lucky to file for sole custody? To take away Elizabeth’s kids?? STFU.

Lucky I hate you for:

• Constantly yelling at Elizabeth for years;
• Fucking Sarah;
• Asking to see Emily instead of Elizabeth while you were on your death bed;
• Accusing Elizabeth of being unfaithful with Dr.Drake
• Putting Elizabeth & Cam in financial debt because of your medical bills
• Being a jerk while your wife was renting her uterus to pay your debt;
• Fucking Maxie;
• Whoring yourself to score pills;
• Bringing drugs into Elizabeth & Cam’s home;
• Shoving a pregnant Elizabeth on the floor;
• Shooting at a pregnant Elizabeth;
• Going in rehab for Jake, not for Elizabeth & Cam;
• Accusing Elizabeth of PPD and harming Jake;
• Fucking Sam;
• Being a whinny jealous insecure man always in need of ego boosting.

Because you’re part of the category of men who’d rather fuck a playmate than their wife. It wasn’t even subtle:

"Who do I want?" wonders the sleeping loser. "Naked bimbo or my wife?"

So now you want sole custody of Jake?? You were fine with the agreement until Diane shoved the divorce papers on your desk. You file for sole custody out of spike. Lucky, you’re starting a war you’ll lose. I can’t wait for Elizabeth to tell you you’re not Jake's father. I will laugh hysterically at your pathetic ass! You know what’s even funnier? You’re the last one in Port Charles to find out! How foolish will you feel when you find out your new bitch is also playing you?!

You couldn’t save Elizabeth from Manny. You couldn’t save Jake from Maureen. Your dazed and confused sperms couldn’t impregnate Elizabeth, even with a day lead over Jason.

I hope Diane will BBQ you in court.

Separated at birth?

Yoda & little Jake Webber Morgan:

Uncanny...

Barn of Love 2007

This week on General Hospital:

xmas in August

Everytime a man tells Elizabeth he loves her, it's like Christmas to me. And it wouldn't be xmas without a song:

Jingle Bell

Jax was raped

Jason's outta jail

Dr.Scorpio wants a baby

She should adopt Lucky!

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So I guess Ric inherited his nose from his mom eh?

Trevor:

Ric:

*******

I like Kate. She has class. I love her haircut. It's very victoriabeckhamlike. Only Kate is the kind of person I'd want to talk to unlike Posh Spice who hasn't smiled in the last 10 years because she's a stuck up cold bitch.

Kate:

Bitch:

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Also this week, Cam picked his nose:



Cute kid. Probably learned it from his dad.

Anyone but him

Thank Gawd the snippers had Venezuelan IDs on them! Cause you know, professional killers carry their wallet with all their papers when they go out to do a job. I bet they had their Venezuelan passport, and their Venezuelan driver's license and their Venezuelan Blockbuster cards. I'm trying to decide if this was dumber then the guard throwing Jason in the witness room...

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Elizabeth: I am not doing this.
Ric: Whoa, excuse me, try to be specific, Elizabeth. What exactly are you not going to do, huh? You're not going to talk to your husband? You're not going to answer my questions?

Elizabeth: I don't have a husband.
Ric: Or you're not going to get involved with Jason, huh? Not meet with him every chance you can? Not wait for the moment to where you can wrap your arms around him and Courtney's completely out of the picture? By the way, where do I fit in this whole scenario, huh? Do I even rate a memory? Or am I just a nightmare that you woke up from? A fool who couldn't see past his own vendetta, right?
Elizabeth: What, you're spying on me now?
Ric: You and Jason aren't exactly discreet. I mean, you are meeting here at the pier.
Elizabeth: I was having a private conversation with a friend.
Ric: A friend? I see. Now he's your friend. When did that happen, huh?
Elizabeth: Long before I met you. And Jason and I will continue being friends years and years after you're gone.
Ric: After I'm gone. Ok, where am I going, Elizabeth? Am I going into the lake? You know, with a little weight wrapped around my ankle, and maybe a bullet in my head, courtesy of your once and future hero, is that it?
Elizabeth: No, no, no, no, no, you're not going to die, Ric. You're going to run, because that's what you do.
Ric: Ok --
Elizabeth: You're a liar --
Ric: Stop it. Stop this.
Elizabeth: And a coward. You're always saying how Jason is mindless and unfeeling, but people trust him, don't they? Sonny trusts him. I trust him.
Ric: Ok, ok -- what is this now? All right, I hurt you, so you're going to hurt me? Is that the whole thing, huh? Look, maybe that's fair. Maybe you should be able to do this. Maybe I deserve it, but don't do it this way, not with him!
Elizabeth: You know what? Don't tell me how to live my life. Ok, we are getting divorced --
Ric: The hell with the damn divorce! All right? You -- you were the only woman who has ever mattered at all to me. You're the only woman I have ever loved. Elizabeth, I supported you, I believed in you. I would have done anything -- yes, bad or good. And I don't even merit a second chance now, is that it?
Elizabeth: No, I don't care what you did for me, Ric, whether it was real, whether it was fake. It doesn't matter anymore because our marriage is over. I am not your wife. I don't even want to know you anymore.
Ric: No, that's not -- that's not the way this is going to end. You listen to me. You listen to me. You don't walk away from me like i'm nothing at all.
Elizabeth: That's exactly what you are -- nothing.

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Last week, when Ric realized Elizabeth would do anything to protect her baby daddy, including lying under oath, he went for the kill. It wasn't pretty. In Ric's mind, Elizabeth can love & protect & support anyone, anyone but Jason. It’s sad to watch the LiRic friendship destroyed after it was miraculously preserved for years. It had to be done in order to have Ric move on. He needs to let Liz go if he wants to have a succesful relationship again. If TPTB wants Liason to happen, Elizabeth can’t be friends with Jason’s enemy. Like Harry & Voldemort, one can’t exist while the other live. So they hit the final nail in LiRic's coffin. Except GH is lousy written compared to HP!

But there are worse things then a verbal smackdown between 2 ex-lovers.

Elizabeth could be wishing Ric was dead:

Elizabeth: It should have been you.

Or pointing a gun at him.

Elizabeth: Don't make me shoot you.

Both of which she did to Jason 4 years ago. Look where those 2 crazy kids are now.

I know LiRic isn’t going to happen anytime soon, maybe never again but I still love them and have a little bit of hope for them.

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As for Sam and her perjury threat, Elizabeth can’t be accused of purjery. There’s no proof she lied. There’s no paternity test. Elizabeth burned the test, Spinelli destroyed the original file.

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I don’t understand why, but I’m starting to like Kate, even Sonny & Kate. Maybe it's because TPTB has introduced a new female character with class instead of the usual whore who wants revenge or to screw a bunch of people (Carly, Sam, Irina, Amelia, Reese and the list goes on). Kate is a stuck up but so far she's not taking crap from anyone. I just hope she won't turn into a mob moll soon. TPTB has put the hospital back in General Hospital, maybe they can add a bit of fashion/art into the show again.

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Jax & Jerry, one of the dumbest GH s/l of all time.

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I think Georgie and Spinelli will make a cute couple. Georgie is pretty, she's smart & she's a hard worker. Spinelli should forget mini-Carly and ask Georgie out on a date.

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Coop = Lucky. But gorgeous and stupd. Logan is a waste of air.

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I love you Diane! Don't ever fawk Sonny.

Night Shift!

You thought GH's Night Shift promo with Dr.Scorpio taking her clothes off and showing an x-ray of her lungs was sexy???









Wait 'till you watch the NS promo with an x-ray of Jason's pelvic!

Racier! Sexier!!




















(The pic was supposed to show Spinelli's head in Jason's a$$, but the more I look at it, the more it looks like he's giving him a blow job!!!)

This is for the haters, from a proud fan of Elizabeth is the mother of the golden child's golden child. I'm not a liason fan for reasons I've explained before but I'm very happy Liz/Becky is getting all this screentime. Five years ago, when Liz was on once a month, pouring coffee in the backgound at Kelly's, I never thought this would be possible. I don't care if it's not the perfect story I wanted for Elizabeth.

I didn't renew my subscription at SZ. For the last few months, I kept wondering: If I unsubscrib, will I get a refound? Anyway, I don't have to worry about my $12 anymore.

Tony Geary watching GH... I feel your pain.

Liz:"Does my poofy hair take the attention away from my new boobs"?

Father of the Godfather Dude! We've got matching shirts!!!

Jax:"Alexis, this is Kate. She's stuck up just like you. Kate, this is my ex-wife Alexis. She slept with Sonny."

Kate: "Nice gray suit" [only not].
Alexis: "Thanks."

Kate: [Carly ain't so bad afterall]

And GH's wardrobe department strikes again! Like mother, like daughter!

Jax, as I explained before, just because I scream "Sonny" when we have sex doesn't mean you're not the love of my life. Capiche?

One sperm to live

Oh Lord. Sam is going to ask a sperm donation from Jason. I don't even want to picture Jason jerking off in his jail cell and giving his donation in a plastic cup to Sam. Gross. This is not why I watch GH or any TV show. I want entertainment, not hear about eggs, sperm and in vitro fertilization.
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Lucky YELLS at Liz à la JY days:

''Negligent mother!''

Bloody moddafocking a$$hole! I can't believe the moron is going to yell at Elizabeth while their (her) son is missing. Lucky, you possessive jerk, you deserve everything that's coming.

May Ric keep on playing mind games with your little brain. Come on Ric, you're the most wicked man in town, I know you can play him like a puppet.

May Jason beat you to a pulp.

The worst punishment: may you fall in love with Sam. You pathetic losers deserve each other.

The truth needed to come out months ago but now I can't take it anymore. It needs to be revealed NOW. Lucky deserves to know so he can drown a bottle of pills with vodka and shoot himself in the head.

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"As I fondly recall, it takes you a very short amount of time to heat up".

"Yeah, how much did you love Alexis when you were moaning in my arms?"

ROTFLMAO!!! I love Ric.

A scheming Ric makes a secret "deposit" into a "bank"

LOL! This rumor is funnier than hell but I hope it's not tue. As much as Sam deserves to end up pregnant by someone she hates, Ric doesn't deserve to share a child and be stuck with Sam forever. It's bad enough he's stuck with queen frigid. No deposit for Ric.

Enough about sperm.

Don't play with something you should cherish for life

Four years ago today, Elizabeth Webber & Ric Lansing married. It was a simple ceremony. Two people in love, a baby on the way. They were fun, sexy, passionate and smart. A delight to watch. To this day, they have been my favorite soap couple ever. There was so much chemistry between Rick & Becky. They just sparkled. They still do in the rare scenes they share these days.

I miss them.


2 days ago, someone on SZ asked when your fav was the happiest. I didn't reply, but my answer for Elizabeth is on her wedding day 4 years ago. I start watching GH during LnL2.v2 aka the JY days. Maybe she had her happiest moment back then. Or during the JJ days. I don't know. Since I've started watching, that's the day, May 22nd 2003. When Ric showed her the ring, she was glowing.

For one of the rare time in Elizabeth's life, someone put her first. Ric got her a ring. A really nice one too. Bling bling.

LiRic... were hungry for each other. They wanted one another. Ric screwed up but he loved Elizabeth so hard. He adored her. And she loved him back. He still loves her. And I have hope someday they'll find their way back.

I'm not saying Elizabeth hasn't been happy since then. She had 2 kids. Got married to Lucky twice. Still, I haven't seen her as happy as she was during her 1st wedding.

Oh, and as for Ric's happiest moment? May 22nd 2003. Yes, he was happy when Molly was born, but not blissful like 4 years ago.

*******

I'm flying to Germany next week.

Welcome to the world Jacob Martin Webber!

First baby picture of Jake in his bassinet:

Jason:"Think anyone will notice the webcams?
Spinelli: Nah".

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Lucky:"Hey, cool baby mobiles!

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General Terror / ***Spumorish***

After the tragic death of Courtney Mathews Quartermaine Morgan Jacks almost Cassadine, the city of Port Charles was in desperate need of a copkilling machine to replace the blond angel. Head writer Bob Guza looked at his cast and wondered, which sweet female could I turn into an assassin?

«Carly» he said. No. She already shot Dr.Jones in open court.
«Skye maybe?» No. The woman has more balls than any man on the show.
«Emily» No. Soily did too much damage to her.
«Robin» No. Got to keep her ready for my controversial HIV baby storyline.
«Sam» No. She already killed more people than Sonny and Jason combined!
«Alexis» No. She already killed Luis and Sam's unborn baby.
«Lulu» Nope. Too much like Carly.
«Maxie» No. The little devil would sell her own mother for a piece of ass.
«Georgie» Who??

None of them were good enough for his plan. Thoughtful, Bob Guza looked again at his cast.

«There she is! How could I have missed her?»

Sweet nurse Webber. Kind, loyal, warm, generous, independent.

The woman who took Lucky back after his many screw ups.
The woman who saw good in Ric Lansing.
Zander's baby moma.
The woman who dragged in heels a bleeding to death Jason Morgan to her studio. She who performed surgery on his leg with a butter knife, a bic lighter, a revlon tweezer and a sewing needle. The one who saved Jason's life again.
The only woman worthy of carrying the golden child's golden child. She's a Saint.

«I shall destroy her» said Bob Guza with an evil grin.

Having Elizabeth lie for months to her husband about her ONS and her baby's true paternity isn't enough. It's time to turn her into a cop killer.

I present you General Hospital's new mob enforcer:


You all better stay away from my man! Watch out Lucky!

A SPOILER driving me nuts

Do not read if you are spoiler free.

It's rumored that after giving birth, Liz slips into a coma. There are 2 points I'd like to mention regarding this spumor:

1) I wasn't that far off when I said Liz would die during childbirth. Somehow, I pictured Liz giving birth in some remote place (kidnapped by Lo?) with Jason arriving just in time to help. Then, she loses too much blood and loses consciousness (not a coma). In the happy ending version of my intuition, Liz was rushed to the hospital and woke up the next day. They all lived happily ever after except for Lucky & Sam. In the grim version, Liz died leaving Jason and Sam to raise her child, which brings me to my second point:

2) While Liz is in a coma, if Sam gets her sluty hands on Liz's baby, Sam will need to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Die. Die. Die.

DIE!

That's all.

Is it sweeps yet???

My gawd this show is boring between sweeps.

Next week on General Hospital:

Sonny buys all the toilet paper manufactures in the US & A and becomes the sole distributor in the country. Carly sleeps with Sonny so the Metro Court can have TP for it’s bungholes.

Jason struggles with his decision.

Elizabeth feels guilty and sends him a flask of amniotic fluids.

Lucky still doesn’t have a clue.

Lulu wants to tell the truth to Lucky but is afraid he’ll go back to drugs since she has no faith in her brother.

Carly kisses Jax. They go to dinner in exotic Ottawa.

Sam wears a tacky dress and a ridiculous hairdo for a TV show.

In a bizarre twist, Nikolas and Robin pretend they’re together as Mr.Craig blackmails them. Why is Mr.Craig blackmailing Nikolas? The autor of this blog has no f.ucking clue since she FF all their scenes.

Carly sleeps with Jax but still wants Sonny.

Mr.Craig acts friendly with Alexis. Alexis fans, desperate for her to have sex again before she dies, are pimping C&A on every soap boards.

Logan, Cooper and Maxie blackmails Scott in broad daylight in a public place, Kelly’s. Georgie and Mike pour coffee in the background. KS wonders why the hell he came back to GH.

Carly sleeps with Sonny.

Lulu goes on a date with Milo, Spinelli and Dillon but she really wants Logan. Lulu takes off her bra and officially becomes Mini-Carly.

Tracy talks to Alan’s ghost untill fan hate mail over SD firing drops.

Lorenzo vows to get revenge on Sonny. Skye packs her bag for Pine Valley.

Carly barges in Jason’s penthouse. Carly tells Jason she’s sleeping back and forth with Jax and Sonny. The viewers are nauseous. Jason tells Carly to keep her knees together.

Patrick goes back to jungle to find a mate.

The DA of Darkness, Ric, hatches another EVIL plan to destroy Sonny.

Jason flushes the amniotic fluids down the toilet.

Michael orders a hit on Jax to reunite his mom & dad, and to get his hands on Alan’s cash.

Sam cries.

The Jackal tries to convice Stone Cold to reveal the secret of Little Stone Cold even if it would hurt The Goddess while The Blond One doesn’t want the truth to come out in order to protect The Deceived One. Capiche?

Alexis and Mr.Craig bicker. Alexis fans confuse bickering with flirting. They imagine chemistry and are ready to ruin another hot man with the frigid a$$ lawyer. Beside, Mr.Craig only shot Robin and held a bunch of innocent people hostage, it’s nothing compared to what Ric has done to Alexis...

Carly doesn’t know who to pick between Jax and Sonny.

In other news, Madonna is still the Queen of the Universe. I want something from the M collection, a dress , shoes, a handbag, anything!

Nice day for a white wedding

I'll be damn. I never thought I'd hear Jason say these words to AJ:

"I was wrong" and "I'm sorry".

Hell has froze over. If only AJ was still here to enjoy it!

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Talk to me boy
No disrespect, I don't mean no harm
Talk to me boy
But I can't wait to have you in my arms
Talk to me boy
Hurry up cause you're taking too long
Talk to me boy
Better have you naked by the end of this song

Pulls a Janet Jackson on us! LOL!

What was the cringe worthy moment of the shotgun wedding? Liz's vows to Lucky? No. Lucky's speach about love and his family with the new baby that isn't his? No. This was the moment for me:
Jason congratulating Lucky and shaking his hand.

I know Elizabeth's lies are far worse than a hand shake. But still, you don't shake hands with the guy who's wife you slept with. I don't like Lucky anymore but the hand shake made me scream! Dude, you slept with his wife! She's having your baby! A hand shake is a symbol of trust. All I could think of was:"Congrats Lucky. BTW, I fcuked your wife. I fcuked her real good. All night long. On the floor, on the couch, on Brenda's bed and Lord knows where in PH2. She loved it".

Some days I love Spinelli, other days I believe he's the most annoying character since Jar Jar Binks. During the wedding he had a few hilarous lines:

Spinelli: Greetings. Uh -- hey, you must be the blond one's granny. May I be so bold as to say your D.M.V. Records do not do you justice?

Spinelli: Um, first, can -- do -- do you like my suit? Jason: No.

Spinelli: Excuse me, I have some giant prawns to attend to.

What was Maxie doing at LnL2's wedding? She doesn't even love Lucky anymore. The paternity results might not have been switched by Maxie but I'm starting to believe she replaced Jason's swab sample with one she took of Lucky while he was passed out drunk.

In general I just hated this plot point wedding. These lines say it all:

Jason: I want this to be over as fast as possible.
Luke: Something's off.
Tracy: How can you tell? The wedding just started.
Luke: Look at lulu's face.

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Guza hates Alexis. He hates her. First Dobson and the fake split personality. Then Ric cheating on her not once but twice. Now this.

I can't say I blame him. I hate her too.
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Jason, wash you hair and get a haircut (not like Alexis). I prefer when he had his hair down. Softer, less greasy:

Baby Mobster Inc.

Inspired by his impending fatherhood, Jason Morgan decides to launch a collection of books, DVDs and mobiles for baby...

Ahhhhhhhhh! so cute!

Teach your kid how to load a gun and shoot to kill with the educational DVD "My first hit".

Mob = good. Cops = evil. It's all explained in the book "Cop and Spy Shooting" co-written with Bob Guza.

Let's not forget about Africa!

(LOL! The Baby Einstein logo has the same haircut as Jason!!!)

Stay tuned for the Hitman Kid clothing collection: jeans, t-shirts and leather jackets!

Stone Cold Special

Jason will make a great dad...


Jason: Elizabeth, wanna go for a ride?
Liz: Freaking retard...

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Between Jax & Sonny, Carly chose herself!
Say it ain't so!
The most selfish woman in PC chose herself! Unbelievable! Only not.

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It's official, Lulu has turned into a mini-Carly. Guys fighting for her. Judgmental. Sluty.

Now, I'm not saying Jason & Liz should keep on lying. They should both spill the truth. Liz should have told the truth MONTHS ago. What annoys me is Lulu being judgmental and a hypocrite. She make s me side with Jason!

Lulu: You know what? I actually thought there was a chance that Elizabeth had lied to you, too. I told myself, "ok, ok, maybe he had a moment of weakness, and -- and maybe Elizabeth felt justified because Lucky and Maxie were sleeping together," which is a total crock because Lucky was practically fed pills. Elizabeth is just a selfish bitch if she thinks using this --

Jason: Lulu, stop, come on.

Lulu: What, are you going to defend the lying hypocrite who made my brother crawl to get back with her?

Jason: No, Lucky cheated on Elizabeth for months. And when she tried to leave Lucky, he threw her to the floor. You know that? And a couple weeks after that, he tried to frame me for drug possession and nearly shot Elizabeth.

Lulu: Ok, yeah, Lucky was on drugs.

Jason: And, what, that excuses everything he did? We don't have choices? I mean, if I chose to swallow a handful of pills right now and throw you on the ground and fire a gun at your head, that's ok?

Lulu: Are you trying to say that Lucky deserves this, because he changed his life for that baby.

Jason: You're right, he did change his life. But he wouldn't go into rehab for Elizabeth or for Cam. How do you think that made her feel? So now all of a sudden he changes his life for this kid who he thinks is his, and how is Elizabeth supposed to tell him that the baby is mine at this point?

Jason said what I've been saying for months. Being on drugs isn't an excuse. If you drink n' drive and kill someone, being drunk isn't an excuse. Also, Lucky didn't go to rehab for Liz or Cam, only for the baby. He also threw her to the ground and fired a gun at her. I can't take anymore LnL2.

[...]

Lulu: You don't lie to the people that you love.

Jason: You did.

Burn! LOL!

[...]

Lulu: I just -- Jason, I thought you were better than this -- sleeping with a married woman. And, yeah, ok, Lucky was on drugs and he was cheating with Maxie, and I don't think it excuses Elizabeth, but it explains a lot, but what about you? Why'd you do it? And how long were you and Elizabeth sneaking behind Lucky's back?

What??? It doesn't excuse Elizabeth?? So Elizabeth should have just waited for Lucky & Maxie to be done and changed the bedsheets? Fawk! Lulu, when your husband cheats on you in your own bed, all bets are off.

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I'm glad Ric is spending time with is daughter. Yes Alexis fans, it's Ric's daughter too. He has the right to have custody. At least shared custody...

The blame game

On a funny note, Jason will make a great daddy:

It's a bullet proof bjorn carrier. Oh yeah.

More Baby Morgan accessories coming soon.

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The day after Alan dies, Elizabeth asks Jason to give up his child. Alan's body was still warm. Jason lost his estranged father and his child in 2 days.

I can't believe my girl did that. And for what or should I say for who? Lucky.

Ugh.

Lucky, the guy who cheated on Liz with a barely legal Maxie. The man who was high as a kite 24/7 and lied about it. The man who destroyed their marriage. I can't stand LnL2. Since JY. As much as I love Greg, I loath Lucky. He's not worth all the lies Liz has told to everyone around her. He's not worth the cover up. He's not worth asking another man to give up his own flesh and blood. He's not worth the stress. Elizabeth, just tell the truth. If Lucky self destruct, so be it.
Yes, I blame Lucky for Elizabeth screwed up behavior. He started it all. I don't even blame Maxie. She didn't shove the pills down his throat or rape Lucky. She's a little biatch who faked a pregnancy but she's not responsible for this debacle.

What's worse? Jason said yes. Dumba$$. You could have ended the lies. He's a hypocrite as much as Liz is in this s/l. Unfortunately, he won't pay for his lies, only Elizabeth will. In the end, the entire town will turn against Liz while Jason's halo keeps on shining.

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If Rick's character is doing poorly in focus group, if Ric Lansing dies, I blame Alexis. Yes, I blame a fictional character for this mess.

Some men on the show have done as worse as Ric (Sonny & Lucky for exemple). Yet, they're still liked by many fans. What's the difference? The women they date. Alexis just can't do no wrong. Alexis must decide everything. Alexis must have sole custody of her kids. Any man going against Aleixs is evil. Sonny, Ned, Ric. Helena should have killed the monster a long time ago.

While Alexis fans cheer "Yeah! A new man for Alexis!", I say "Sh*t. Another man to be destroyed by the soul sucking beast". I don't wish any male character to be paired with the stuck up cold frigid biacth. I wouldn't wish Alexis to cancer. Poor cancer.

Alexis is the character I hate the most on the show. NLG's overacting doesn't help. The vast majority of her fans annoy me too.

If anything bad happens to Ric, I blame Alexis.

Ric Lansing went from 'sex on a stick' to the plague of PC because of Alexis. Get him away from her before it's too late.

Who will stop the LnL2 wedding?

You know someone will stop it. If you're spoiler free, don't read the following.

A) Elizabeth. She'll finally confess to Lucky her ONS with Jason and the baby's paternithy. She stops the wedding before the ceremony.

B) Lucky. Someone reveals Elizabeth's secret. He exposes Liz in front of everyone before the I do's. He dumps Liz at the altar à la Jax&Brenda 4 yrs ago.

C) Lulu. She can't let her brother go through the wedding knowing Liz's secret. She stops the ceremony before the I do's.

D) Spinelli. He spills Liz's secret accidently.

E) Sam. She finds out by Spinelli, crashes the wedding because she loves Jason and wants him to be a part of his child's life. Also because she's jealous of Liz.

F) Carly. She's a spiteful biatch.

G) Maxie. See F).

H) Jason. He want's to be a part of his child's life. Before Lucky has any legal rights over his child, Jason stops the wedding.

Priest:"Is there any reason these two should not be joined in holey matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Church doors open.
Jason:"I object."
Attendance is in shock.
Liz, a tear rolling down her cheek, whispers to Jason "please don't do this".
Priest:"Why?
Jason: Because the bride is carrying my baby!"

Cool Friday cliffhanger eh? But Jason would never hurt Liz this way.

Other possible but improbable choices:

Ric. But he wouldn't do this to Liz.
Sonny. It's not his style. Or is it?

Which brings me to my next question: Who will kidnap Liz after the big reveal? Ric or Mateo?

Jason, I've a feeling we're not in Utah anymore.

Was it sweet or what??? I needed a shot of insuline to survive these scenes! It was great. It was super extra mega swoon worthy. Congrats to all Liason fans. I truly mean it.

But it lasted one episode. Now the honeymoon is over.

Jason: If you thought you were protecting the baby -- now, I'm angry, but I'm not going to judge you because it's exactly what Carly and I did for Michael. But if you thought you were protecting me from wanting to take care of you or loving my own child, that just doesn't even make any sense. I -- I thought you knew me better than that.

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Jason: When carly told me that Lucky was the baby's father, I got to be honest, it felt like I lost something. And every time I saw you, especially when you started to show, I'd have this moment where I'd think, that could've been my child. Now you're telling me it is. I know all the reasons this is complicated and I'm sorry for anybody who's going to be hurt, but you and I made this baby together. And I can't regret that miracle. I want our child. I want it more than anything.

And this is exactly why I never want Liason to happen. Their scenes on Monday were fantastic and BH&SB were great but no Liason please. I get that Jason is angry because Elizabeth lied to him, and he has every right to be. Just like Lucky will be beyond pissed off when he'll find out the truth. But Jason, you oh so honest man, if you'd have told Elizabeth the truth 5 monhs ago, that you wanted to be the father of her baby instead of repeating that it was better off Lucky turned out to be the father, Liz would have told you the truth. It's the number 1 reason Liz kept the paternity a secret. Even more than to protect Lucky or her own a$$, she didn't want to burden you with a bastard child created during a ONS. She didn't want to burden you with a child you didn't intend nor wanted to be the father of. She didn't want to break your couple. She didn't want to screw up your life.

So while Liz is wrong for lying, at least be responsible for your own lie. Don't say "Phew! It's a good thing I'm not the father!" to your pregnant ONS chick and then be angry because she lied about the paternity.

Also, we're not in the 50s anymore. You don't have to marry the chick you knocked up. If you marry Elizabeth, what will you do next time you get another woman pregnant? Dump Liz and marry the other girl? Marry both of them? Dude, where not in Utah!!! Jason are you a mormon? a moron?!

If Elizabeth doesn't die during childbirth, Jason will fight and get full custody of their baby. Jason is always right.

That was my bitchy $0.02 of the day.

**No offense to folks from Utah or to mormons.