Can't couples just make love without freaking bullets flying around? Mob stories aren't romantic. Sonny and his bitch aren't romantic. Enough already.
This week on General Hospital, we saw that Lucky is the unluckiest cop of all time. He can't save his wife from Manny, he falls on his back and ends up in the hospital AGAIN. More medicals bills are coming. Lucky's girlie gun:
Jason's big manly gun:
Not only does Jason have a huge gun, he can shoot his gun with one hand while he grabs Liz's boobs with the other:
Notice Jason stunt look while 'handling' Liz. "So this is how chick's boobs feel like?!"
Did cheating on Sonny or touching a girl make Jason's head explode?
While Elizabeth cries over the kidnapping, being in a body bag at the morgue, having a knife to her throat & her husband almost being stabbed by Manny, Jason looks constipated:
After many rounds of Sam slaping Alexis, it was Emily's turn to bitchslap Carly.
Alexis was busy putting flowers on Baby Lila's headstone (the grandchild she killed)& lecturing Sam on her relationship with Jason. She even managed to show up at Carly's house to criticize her. STFU and mind your own business. She looks like the wicked witch of PC:
I need to buy a new VCR or buy a DVD recorder. I broke my VCR making screencaps of a shirtless Dr.Patrick Drake... I haven't watch GH in over a month.
