Sunday, August 19, 2007

xmas in August

Everytime a man tells Elizabeth he loves her, it's like Christmas to me. And it wouldn't be xmas without a song:

Jingle Bell
Jax was raped
Jason's outta jail
Dr.Scorpio wants a baby
She should adopt Lucky!

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So I guess Ric inherited his nose from his mom eh?

Trevor:

Ric:

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I like Kate. She has class. I love her haircut. It's very victoriabeckhamlike. Only Kate is the kind of person I'd want to talk to unlike Posh Spice who hasn't smiled in the last 10 years because she's a stuck up cold bitch.

Kate:

Bitch:

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Also this week, Cam picked his nose:



Cute kid. Probably learned it from his dad.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Anyone but him

Thank Gawd the snippers had Venezuelan IDs on them! Cause you know, professional killers carry their wallet with all their papers when they go out to do a job. I bet they had their Venezuelan passport, and their Venezuelan driver's license and their Venezuelan Blockbuster cards. I'm trying to decide if this was dumber then the guard throwing Jason in the witness room...

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Elizabeth: I am not doing this.
Ric: Whoa, excuse me, try to be specific, Elizabeth. What exactly are you not going to do, huh? You're not going to talk to your husband? You're not going to answer my questions?

Elizabeth: I don't have a husband.
Ric: Or you're not going to get involved with Jason, huh? Not meet with him every chance you can? Not wait for the moment to where you can wrap your arms around him and Courtney's completely out of the picture? By the way, where do I fit in this whole scenario, huh? Do I even rate a memory? Or am I just a nightmare that you woke up from? A fool who couldn't see past his own vendetta, right?
Elizabeth: What, you're spying on me now?
Ric: You and Jason aren't exactly discreet. I mean, you are meeting here at the pier.
Elizabeth: I was having a private conversation with a friend.
Ric: A friend? I see. Now he's your friend. When did that happen, huh?
Elizabeth: Long before I met you. And Jason and I will continue being friends years and years after you're gone.
Ric: After I'm gone. Ok, where am I going, Elizabeth? Am I going into the lake? You know, with a little weight wrapped around my ankle, and maybe a bullet in my head, courtesy of your once and future hero, is that it?
Elizabeth: No, no, no, no, no, you're not going to die, Ric. You're going to run, because that's what you do.
Ric: Ok --
Elizabeth: You're a liar --
Ric: Stop it. Stop this.
Elizabeth: And a coward. You're always saying how Jason is mindless and unfeeling, but people trust him, don't they? Sonny trusts him. I trust him.
Ric: Ok, ok -- what is this now? All right, I hurt you, so you're going to hurt me? Is that the whole thing, huh? Look, maybe that's fair. Maybe you should be able to do this. Maybe I deserve it, but don't do it this way, not with him!
Elizabeth: You know what? Don't tell me how to live my life. Ok, we are getting divorced --
Ric: The hell with the damn divorce! All right? You -- you were the only woman who has ever mattered at all to me. You're the only woman I have ever loved. Elizabeth, I supported you, I believed in you. I would have done anything -- yes, bad or good. And I don't even merit a second chance now, is that it?
Elizabeth: No, I don't care what you did for me, Ric, whether it was real, whether it was fake. It doesn't matter anymore because our marriage is over. I am not your wife. I don't even want to know you anymore.
Ric: No, that's not -- that's not the way this is going to end. You listen to me. You listen to me. You don't walk away from me like i'm nothing at all.
Elizabeth: That's exactly what you are -- nothing.

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Last week, when Ric realized Elizabeth would do anything to protect her baby daddy, including lying under oath, he went for the kill. It wasn't pretty. In Ric's mind, Elizabeth can love & protect & support anyone, anyone but Jason. It’s sad to watch the LiRic friendship destroyed after it was miraculously preserved for years. It had to be done in order to have Ric move on. He needs to let Liz go if he wants to have a succesful relationship again. If TPTB wants Liason to happen, Elizabeth can’t be friends with Jason’s enemy. Like Harry & Voldemort, one can’t exist while the other live. So they hit the final nail in LiRic's coffin. Except GH is lousy written compared to HP!

But there are worse things then a verbal smackdown between 2 ex-lovers.

Elizabeth could be wishing Ric was dead:

Elizabeth: It should have been you.

Or pointing a gun at him.

Elizabeth: Don't make me shoot you.

Both of which she did to Jason 4 years ago. Look where those 2 crazy kids are now.

I know LiRic isn’t going to happen anytime soon, maybe never again but I still love them and have a little bit of hope for them.

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As for Sam and her perjury threat, Elizabeth can’t be accused of purjery. There’s no proof she lied. There’s no paternity test. Elizabeth burned the test, Spinelli destroyed the original file.

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I don’t understand why, but I’m starting to like Kate, even Sonny & Kate. Maybe it's because TPTB has introduced a new female character with class instead of the usual whore who wants revenge or to screw a bunch of people (Carly, Sam, Irina, Amelia, Reese and the list goes on). Kate is a stuck up but so far she's not taking crap from anyone. I just hope she won't turn into a mob moll soon. TPTB has put the hospital back in General Hospital, maybe they can add a bit of fashion/art into the show again.

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Jax & Jerry, one of the dumbest GH s/l of all time.
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I think Georgie and Spinelli will make a cute couple. Georgie is pretty, she's smart & she's a hard worker. Spinelli should forget mini-Carly and ask Georgie out on a date.
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Coop = Lucky. But gorgeous and stupd. Logan is a waste of air.
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I love you Diane! Don't ever fawk Sonny.