A Lexis Glossary

Since it's unacceptable to call Alexis Davis an old hag on SoapZone, here's a useful list of other terms to describe Alexis :

Alexis...

• has lived for a relatively long time.
• is far advanced in years or life.
• was born long ago.
• is relatively advanced in age.
• exhibits the physical characteristics of age. (ouch!!)
• is mature.
• belongs to a remote or former period in history.
• is ancient.
• is a fossil.
• has become less vigorous in action.
• exhibits the effects of time.
• is archaic.
• is from a distant past.
• is from a primitive period.
• is outdated.
• is not modern.
• is elderly.
• is a senior.
• is noncurrent.
• does not belong to the present time.
• shows deterioration from age.
• is stale.

Yours truly,

cc101

Beautiful girl lovely dress

Still. Not. Fixed. How can a millionaire hitman not replace a broken window? I know GH is cheap but c'mon.
(Jason is about to fondle himself too)

Thank you Sam for getting Ric shirtless.

*Wipes drool off* Damn he's hot!

What the hell is she wearing? Did Carly steal this from JLo's closet?


From one braless shirt to another...

"Mother, you don't like how I dress?"

"You look like a whore."

"I'm surrounded by stupid women. Kill me now."

Elizabeth, when you don't lose your man to an elderly woman, you lose him to a dumb sluty blond. Sorry hon.

I can't believe they showed all this shit on my birthday. 3 Years ago they showed Emmy winning material:

I never thought I'd miss the PR days.

I shoot with both hands

It needs to be said again:

FIX THE DAMN WINDOW ALREADY!!! It's been 2 months!

On the last GH, Sonny continues to spiral down:

You betrayed me!

Sonny, I swear nothing's going on between Manny and I.

Jason tries to touch Liz's boobs again:

"Jason, not now! Your girlfriend's missing. Go find her".

Not Manny! Sam. Sam is your girlfriend.

Later, it's Elizabeth turn to grab Jason's butt.


Jason loses all the blood in his body. He's rushed to surgery. 10 minutes later, Dr.Patrick comes out of surgery and tells everyone Jason is stable and he'll be alright. Phhheeewww. I was getting worried.

What else happened? Carly kept on whoring. Maxie too. Even Lulu. The teens, which I always FF caught my attention. I don't even like Georgie but Dillon & Lulu need a good slap on the head. Dillon, you're annoying and stoopid. Lulu, you're turning into Carly. Nuff said.

LnL2.67159843: your marriage is over. Lucky is kissing Maxie. Liz is fondling Jason's wallet. They both lie. They both lost faith. Lucky gets emotional support from Maxie, not his wife. Lucky thinks Liz is cheating with Patrick. Elizabeth confides in Jason. They're done. Next.

Robin, no wonder Patrick dumped you.

Patrick: So, you're married to that when you could be banging Sam?
Ric: Tell me about it.
Liz: I'd bang Sam.
Patrick: I'd bang both of you .
Ric: Ditto.

When is RAM happening??? I'm ready!