Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Who will stop the LnL2 wedding?

You know someone will stop it. If you're spoiler free, don't read the following.

A) Elizabeth. She'll finally confess to Lucky her ONS with Jason and the baby's paternithy. She stops the wedding before the ceremony.

B) Lucky. Someone reveals Elizabeth's secret. He exposes Liz in front of everyone before the I do's. He dumps Liz at the altar à la Jax&Brenda 4 yrs ago.

C) Lulu. She can't let her brother go through the wedding knowing Liz's secret. She stops the ceremony before the I do's.

D) Spinelli. He spills Liz's secret accidently.

E) Sam. She finds out by Spinelli, crashes the wedding because she loves Jason and wants him to be a part of his child's life. Also because she's jealous of Liz.

F) Carly. She's a spiteful biatch.

G) Maxie. See F).

H) Jason. He want's to be a part of his child's life. Before Lucky has any legal rights over his child, Jason stops the wedding.

Priest:"Is there any reason these two should not be joined in holey matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Church doors open.
Jason:"I object."
Attendance is in shock.
Liz, a tear rolling down her cheek, whispers to Jason "please don't do this".
Priest:"Why?
Jason: Because the bride is carrying my baby!"


Cool Friday cliffhanger eh? But Jason would never hurt Liz this way.

Other possible but improbable choices:

Ric. But he wouldn't do this to Liz.
Sonny. It's not his style. Or is it?

Which brings me to my next question: Who will kidnap Liz after the big reveal? Ric or Mateo?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Jason, I've a feeling we're not in Utah anymore.

Baby Jizus Reveal

Was it sweet or what??? I needed a shot of insuline to survive these scenes! It was great. It was super extra mega swoon worthy. Congrats to all Liason fans. I truly mean it.

But it lasted one episode. Now the honeymoon is over.

Jason: If you thought you were protecting the baby -- now, I'm angry, but I'm not going to judge you because it's exactly what Carly and I did for Michael. But if you thought you were protecting me from wanting to take care of you or loving my own child, that just doesn't even make any sense. I -- I thought you knew me better than that.

[...]

Jason: When carly told me that Lucky was the baby's father, I got to be honest, it felt like I lost something. And every time I saw you, especially when you started to show, I'd have this moment where I'd think, that could've been my child. Now you're telling me it is. I know all the reasons this is complicated and I'm sorry for anybody who's going to be hurt, but you and I made this baby together. And I can't regret that miracle. I want our child. I want it more than anything.

And this is exactly why I never want Liason to happen. Their scenes on Monday were fantastic and BH&SB were great but no Liason please. I get that Jason is angry because Elizabeth lied to him, and he has every right to be. Just like Lucky will be beyond pissed off when he'll find out the truth. But Jason, you oh so honest man, if you'd have told Elizabeth the truth 5 monhs ago, that you wanted to be the father of her baby instead of repeating that it was better off Lucky turned out to be the father, Liz would have told you the truth. It's the number 1 reason Liz kept the paternity a secret. Even more than to protect Lucky or her own a$$, she didn't want to burden you with a bastard child created during a ONS. She didn't want to burden you with a child you didn't intend nor wanted to be the father of. She didn't want to break your couple. She didn't want to screw up your life.

So while Liz is wrong for lying, at least be responsible for your own lie. Don't say "Phew! It's a good thing I'm not the father!" to your pregnant ONS chick and then be angry because she lied about the paternity.

Also, we're not in the 50s anymore. You don't have to marry the chick you knocked up. If you marry Elizabeth, what will you do next time you get another woman pregnant? Dump Liz and marry the other girl? Marry both of them? Dude, where not in Utah!!! Jason are you a mormon? a moron?!

If Elizabeth doesn't die during childbirth, Jason will fight and get full custody of their baby. Jason is always right.

That was my bitchy $0.02 of the day.


**No offense to folks from Utah or to mormons.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Le Swoop!


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE like a crazy fangurl!!!
Le Swoop was swoon worthy!
Whether you're a LL2 fan, a LiRic fan, a Liason fan or not even a Liz fan, you've got to admit Le Swoop was exciting. This Becky Fangurl was thrilled!

Ok, maybe if you're a LL2 fan it sucks because you were hoping Lucky would save the girl. Hey, at least Lucky saved Alan.

GH just won itself an Emmy with the last 5 minutes of the Feb 16th episode. The show sucks for most the year, then they pull off a great episode during sweeps and they get their Emmy. The last time I watched GH without FFwd most of the show was during the virus s/l last year. So far, this year sweeps has been must see tv. Was Mac on every day?? The entire cast was on. And they were all interacting. Not too many slow moments. I wish Scotty was on more. Even characters who usually annoy me were watchable (Spinelli, Sam, Lulu). I loved when Max and Mateo killed one of the masked men (number 2? 4?). It took me by surprise. Emily gained some points. Sonny too. The Qs were great. Dillon is still a moron.

The part that made me cry:
Elizabeth: "I remember the first time the doctor handed me Cameron. He was so tiny. But even then, he looked like his dad -- that's why I named him after Zander -- after his dad."

I still don't understand why everyone blames Skye. She's not the one holding hostages at MetroCourt. I wish Ric had a more heroic role during sweeps. The whole town hates Ric and Skye. Maybe if I can't get LiRic, I'll get Risky?

"At this point, they've had so many heart-to-hearts that he just wants to jump off a bridge," cracks SB (Steve Burton). "He's just going to jump. It doesn't matter. No one needs to go with him, he'll volunteer."
LOL!!! I want to bomb the bridge! Please, no more liason heart-to-hearts to repeat the same conversation they've been having for the past 4 months. Oy! Enough already. Move forward with the s/l.


About Stuart Damon:
Rebecca Herbst: "It's very sad, and I'm not afraid to say I don't understand why and I do not agree with it at all. This does hurt. I've only been here 10 years, he's been here almost 30, and that's really hard to swallow."

Ouch! Liz will so die during childbirth.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Love is not enough

I'm afraid life is about to get ugly for Elizabeth. Really ugly. Those who go against Jasam end up dead. Like those who went against NEM 2 yrs go. Dead bodies everywhere. I have this vision of Liz dying during childbirth, with Jasam raising her kid. Ugh. Some people shouldn't have kids, Sam is one of them.

Poor girl. If she survives, her heart will be broken in pieces. Guess it's her turn.

Copying 24 for this Feb sweeps isn't a bad idea. Problem is, GH's writers aren't good enough to keep track of their own stories. The action is supposed to happen in real time. 1st episode of sweeps: Robin is in jail while Patrick is in Vegas. Half the show, Mac phones Patrick while he's watching showgirls. 15 minutes later, Patrick is at the PCPD talking to Robin. Nice start.

The reason I like sweeps is because of cast integration. For 3 weeks, the entire cast is on. People who usually don't have scenes together now are. It's not the action, the bombs or the blood bath, it's the cast interacting. If only TIIC would get it, they could apply it for the rest of the year.

How to save Ric Lansing?

1st, get him away from Alexis. For good. Ric needs someone to expose his warm tender side, to make him more human. Face it Alexis too. Those 2 just don't belong together. Get a custody agreement and move on.

2nd, quit the DA job. DA = bad evil lawyer going against the good mobsters. As long as Ric is the DA, he'll be the evil loser.

3rd, it's time for therapy (Lainey) and a backstory (Daddy Lansing). Ric needs to get past his mommy issue. Like now. TIIC need to make Ric's character evolve before he ends up dead.


I love the green of Emily's dress.
What did they stuff Liz's bra with?? She has huge tatas!


It's open season to kill off vets on the show.

Now is not the time for online poker tournament.


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We get it. Really.