Friday, April 06, 2007

Is it sweeps yet???

My gawd this show is boring between sweeps.

Next week on General Hospital:

Sonny buys all the toilet paper manufactures in the US & A and becomes the sole distributor in the country. Carly sleeps with Sonny so the Metro Court can have TP for it’s bungholes.

Jason struggles with his decision.

Elizabeth feels guilty and sends him a flask of amniotic fluids.

Lucky still doesn’t have a clue.

Lulu wants to tell the truth to Lucky but is afraid he’ll go back to drugs since she has no faith in her brother.

Carly kisses Jax. They go to dinner in exotic Ottawa.

Sam wears a tacky dress and a ridiculous hairdo for a TV show.

In a bizarre twist, Nikolas and Robin pretend they’re together as Mr.Craig blackmails them. Why is Mr.Craig blackmailing Nikolas? The autor of this blog has no f.ucking clue since she FF all their scenes.

Carly sleeps with Jax but still wants Sonny.

Mr.Craig acts friendly with Alexis. Alexis fans, desperate for her to have sex again before she dies, are pimping C&A on every soap boards.

Logan, Cooper and Maxie blackmails Scott in broad daylight in a public place, Kelly’s. Georgie and Mike pour coffee in the background. KS wonders why the hell he came back to GH.

Carly sleeps with Sonny.

Lulu goes on a date with Milo, Spinelli and Dillon but she really wants Logan. Lulu takes off her bra and officially becomes Mini-Carly.

Tracy talks to Alan’s ghost untill fan hate mail over SD firing drops.

Lorenzo vows to get revenge on Sonny. Skye packs her bag for Pine Valley.

Carly barges in Jason’s penthouse. Carly tells Jason she’s sleeping back and forth with Jax and Sonny. The viewers are nauseous. Jason tells Carly to keep her knees together.

Patrick goes back to jungle to find a mate.

The DA of Darkness, Ric, hatches another EVIL plan to destroy Sonny.

Jason flushes the amniotic fluids down the toilet.

Michael orders a hit on Jax to reunite his mom & dad, and to get his hands on Alan’s cash.

Sam cries.

The Jackal tries to convice Stone Cold to reveal the secret of Little Stone Cold even if it would hurt The Goddess while The Blond One doesn’t want the truth to come out in order to protect The Deceived One. Capiche?

Alexis and Mr.Craig bicker. Alexis fans confuse bickering with flirting. They imagine chemistry and are ready to ruin another hot man with the frigid a$$ lawyer. Beside, Mr.Craig only shot Robin and held a bunch of innocent people hostage, it’s nothing compared to what Ric has done to Alexis...

Carly doesn’t know who to pick between Jax and Sonny.

In other news, Madonna is still the Queen of the Universe. I want something from the M collection, a dress , shoes, a handbag, anything!

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